Lead paint republican

Republicans that are upset that the liberals and the main stream media conspired to do away with perfectly safe lead paint.

The lead paint republicans are upset that liberal scientist and media are against asbestos tissue paper and dust masks.

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presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

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Clustertwump

When the president of the USA screws up by tweeting.

The president pulled a clustertwump on tweeter today.

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Dry Trumped

Getting screwed by the president while fully clothed.

I thought the president supported my issues but it turns out I was Dry Trumped,

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