Zaazu

Zaazuian – also known as Zaazu colloquially – is the universal language spoken by Indie teenagers, young adults, and Performing Tart students at Winstanley College. The nature of Zaazuianism is characterised by over-flamboyant, loud, nasal-like tendencies which manifest into a repugnant sociolinguistic practice that can only be described as vile.

Scarecrow 1: "What you doin Friday hun?"
Scarecrow 2: "Goin gettin pissed at Pada!"

Mr X:"Zaazu!"

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Winstanley College

Winstanley College is a capitalist grade factory fuelled by its elitist ideology. Students function as cogs forced to carry the college’s prestigious reputation. This is established by their stringent, ever increasing entry requirements which are only attainable by the Übermensch. One can predict that in the near future the college will implement its very own Eugenics programme based on Theozoological belief. The institutions main livestock speak the language of Zaazu and comprise of the Performing Tarts, Emo’s, Indies, and Scarecrows, to name but a few.

Mr X: "What do you think of Winstanley College?"
Mr Y: "Shit, shite, and shit!"

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Scarecrow

Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.

Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."

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