Rammy

A Rammy is an inhabitant of Ramsbottom
Characterised by a parochial attitude to life and a belief that Bury is a good place for a night out. Most inhabitants have been no further than Manchester,unless they have spent a week on the Algarve in the belief that they are in Spain. Alcohol dulls them to the pain of life in their beloved Ramsbottom
They say Rammy, because their spelling is not up to the task of spelling Ramsbottom correctly

Rammy to fellow Rammy "Hey Fred , Let's get wasted tonight ! Let's do the Rammy mile"
Letter to local paper " I were digussted to reed a Rammy bein slaged of as iliturate in ewer pile a shite last weak,dont rite about wot ewe dont no abowt " Sined ..A Prowd Rammy

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Golden Balls

The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....

"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."

Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.

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