PB Skeeze

A vile creature typically found in the depths of pacific beach. Most often encountered in their natural drunken state, the PB Skeeze will casually project incomprehensible sounds that are sometimes believed to be the mating call of the species. Stumbling, due to the common loss of a shoe, it is not a stable creature. Often traveling in packs, similar to a pot of water buffalo, the flock of Skeeze can easily become aggressive.

She's the kind of girl you take home for a good time, not a long time. She's a PB Skeeze.