having one off the wrist

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate

I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

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Moaning yoda

When you make a girl orgasm you throw green paint on there face while you give them a facial

I was up all night having sex with a girl and I gave her a moaning yoda and it was hrd to clean up

The meal deal

When a girl has big tits and her nipples are like beef bugers

I slept with this girl last night she had it all including the meal deal big tits big nips it's like a meal deal

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