Batarfed

buh-tarft
adj.
The state of being figuratively double-fisted in the ass by inopportune circumstances. A moment's metaphorical representation of a non-consensual colonoscopy using all 10 digits.

"I got in a car accident yesterday. With having just paid rent, I am feeling very batarfed by the situation."

foos

foos
verb
To create a compelling, yet seemingly unrelated comparison to the sexual pleasure one is feeling in any given moment, resulting in a change of activity or conversation for participants.

I foosed while pegging my boyfriend, so we paused to study the acquisition of rare minerals from Madagascar in the early 1900s; wet and in the nude the whole time.

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