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Mariah Carey

A famous singer that has a talent for singing high notes and finding lost dogs.

-Dude, I lost my dog.
-Did you use a dog whistle?
-I lost that too.
-Did you call Mariah Carey and ask her to sing her highest note?
-Aw man, I never thought of that. Now I feel stupid.

by Wanta Fanta April 13, 2009

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