Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.

“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”