Alpo Night

A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.

I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!

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I B M

In Spanish meaning: Imense Baril de Mierda (Barrel of Shit) to describe some fat slob

Yolie really put on some weight, now she looks like a real I B M

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liquid stupid

Paint used to cover up mistakes on paperwork. Known in the office supply store as: Liquid Paper, Correction Fluid and White Out.

You idiot, you can't spell worth a shit. Use some liquid stupid and fix those words on your report.

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Jenny Craig dropout

A term to identify a fat, overweight person

Wow, look at that Jenny Craig dropout, she must weigh in at 350 pounds dripping wet!

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Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

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Cutty Arm

A term to describe someone who has been drinking booze for so many years that their elbow is bent to the shape of holding a glass and raising it toward their mouth to drink.

That Ted Kennedy guy looks pretty rummy and he definitely has the "Cutty Arm."

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Freeway Bag

A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road.

Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.

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