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A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.
I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!
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In Spanish meaning: Imense Baril de Mierda (Barrel of Shit) to describe some fat slob
Yolie really put on some weight, now she looks like a real I B M
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Paint used to cover up mistakes on paperwork. Known in the office supply store as: Liquid Paper, Correction Fluid and White Out.
You idiot, you can't spell worth a shit. Use some liquid stupid and fix those words on your report.
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The button that triggers an alarm on a bus or taxicab when the driver is in fear of being robbed or assaulted, the alarm notifies the police that the driver is in distress.
I don't think the bus driver likes the looks of us, LeRoy, I'll betcha he presses the nigger trigger!
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To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.
It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!
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A term to identify a fat, overweight person
Wow, look at that Jenny Craig dropout, she must weigh in at 350 pounds dripping wet!
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You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.
Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.
Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.
That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.
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