forest

A bad place to be. Usually used for men who have said or done something to offend the wife or girlfriend. Extrapolated from the sarcastic saying about a husband: If a man speaks in a forest is he still wrong.

Dude you stayed all night at the party? Man your going to be in the forest for months.

or a variation.

As I watched my friend doing something that would get him deeply in trouble I leaned over and said, "Man the forest is growing up around you really fast."

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