cheesewank

1:*sniff sniff* eww ben have u been cheesewanking?
2:No that is you...
1:Oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:Last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!

Look above ^^^^^^^^ !!!You cheesewank!!!

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cheese wank

This where retarded people with no cocks wank cheese instead for cheap thrills.

"Shut it u cheese wank"

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The Matrix

A sequence of moves executed to dodge something with exagerrated body movements.

I had three dodgeballs flying towards me at the same time. I did The Matrix on the first two, but got hit in the nuts by the third

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tectonic

impressive, awesome, cool

Jackie Chan is tectonic!

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pipe

Dan Vella probably smoke these alot. Smoking his weed getiin high.

"Oy smoking no, you are not ready yet, u r not 16!"

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cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"

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boogen

A sockpuppet of a monster with tenticals that makes ridiculous roaring noises that "bwaaaggghhh"

An annoying person such a Kevin Ridgway who is a huge FAGGOT AH KEVIN GAHBAHAH

"Dude that boogen was huge"
God Keving, your so gay, stop being such a boogen blood"

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