Four Pixel Fox

A foxy lady who looks great from afar but not close up -

'Phwoar Steven look at that lass driving that Mercedes AMG!'

Lady exits car and walks past
'urgh no, she's a munter up close - a proper four pixel fox'

Cocktail Glasses

Like beer goggles or cider visor but for a more mature woman

Gail was chatting up anything with a pulse, she really need to take her cocktail glasses off