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Something most poeple on Urbandictionary, and the world, obviously know nothing about.
Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.
LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.
Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.
There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
People who hear the word "Satanism" quickly assume it is pure evil.
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AKA "Gas Outta Satan's Ass." This drink is fuckin' illegal in most states. A coma inducing 95% alcohol content will shit-can you in 2 or 3 shots. Not a good thing if you want to keep taking jello shots of a chick's tit. Bacardi 151 pales in comparison.
Everclear will ice your ass into the afterlife.
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A sex act that two or three people do while having sex. One person lays down flat on their back, while the second person cums on the first person's face. After ejaculating on the face, the second person sits on the face. This causes the spooge to smear all over his/her buttcrack, buttcheeks, or butthole. afterwards, he/she continues to pleasure the first person to finish the job.
Guy 1: "Holy fuck! You gave her the Liquid Seat last night after prom? That's disgusting!"
Guy 2: "Yep, but it felt good once she started licking my asshole once I sat on her face."
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What everyone in the United States (Including Richy Rich) is bound to be if these gas prices don't stop rising.
Poor people, look out, because things are about to get a whole lot worse.
You too, Richy Rich.
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Was a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the good ol 90's. It was about the life of a big nosed jew named Doug. Doug was often a dumbass, as he often failed in his stupid quests and his mission to spread his mayonnaise on his love interest and renowned cock tease, Patti Mayonnaise. He was bullied by a psychobilly green fuck named Roger. He always got to fuck Patti, unlike Doug. So Doug befriended a blue, dick-nose honky named Skeeter, who shot skeet out his dick nose. Skeet boy was Doug's temporary sexual release until Patti became possible to fuck. He had a lesbian, beatnik sister named Judy, whom has an obsession with the art of abstract pornography. The world in "Doug" has many races of humans, more so than reality. Green people, Blue people, Purple people, Yellow People, Tan, Brown, Cyan people and White People.
Doug cried as he watched his best friend Skeeter skeet his mayonnaise all over his crush, Patti Mayonaisse
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A networking website for Goths. It was created by the king of bats, Jet. This website is affiliated with a clothing company called Fuckthemainstream, which is ironic because VampireFreaks continues to attract more and more emo and scene kids (who all shop at Hot Topic) everyday, even to the point of letting My Chemical Romance create a VF profile. Profiles include a profile rating system, which seperates the cool & popular goths from the uncool & unpopular goths, even though all goth kids supposedly 'don't give a shit' about being popular.
If you want access to the entire site or other privilages, you have to pay for a premium account, which is pointless because what can possibly be cool enough on that site that you'd have to pay to access it? Oh yeah, adding moar music to your already shitty playlist of nothing but Combichrist and Mindless Self-Indulgence songs. Also, with a premium account, your photo album can hold at least twice the capacity of photos of yourself crying fake blood and grayscale images of dead and/or bloody roses.
VampireFreaks has opened up a clothing outlet in New York, which will then be made into a chain of stores, and then turn into another Hot Topic; thus defeating it's own purpose as a non-mainstream company.
VampireFreaks is a mediocre website.
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Some genius kid who has a shit swirl as a hairdo. Whenever he tries to explain something that is impossible, some gay faggot starts singing, overlapping the conversation. (example: when Jimmy tries to explain how he's breathing in space, the fatfuck Carl starts singing his ass off, covering up what jimmy is saying.) He has a robotic dog that can do anything, from flying like a helicopter to extracting stem cells from it's victims.
It's a plane! It's a bird! It's Superman! Oh, no wait....it's just Jimmy Neutron with that shitswirl hairdo on his head.
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