satanism

Something most poeple on Urbandictionary, and the world, obviously know nothing about.

Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.

LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.

Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.

There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.

People who hear the word "Satanism" quickly assume it is pure evil.

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Ma

What rednecks call their mother's

From The Simpsons: Cleatus: Hey, Ma! Come check out this spikey haired lil' girl!!!

Not from the Simpsons: Ma: Ima comin', Cleatus!

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Shit Canned

Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.

Those people in the WTC got shit canned.

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disney channel

The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. Hannah Montana is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.

That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.

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Playstation 4

A system due to be released in 2010 or 2011.
Bound to cost over 9000 dollars upon release.

Said to include the following:

Over 9000 GB.
Satellite T.V.
Hologram movie format
Classic DVD/Blue-Ray/HD-DVD formats
Phone service
DVR capabilities
Virtual Console
Music receiver
Mini refridgerator
Nuclear Powered
Home security system
...more to be specified.

The bundle pak is said to contain a new Tennis game and a war game. Most likely Call of Duty 5 or 6.

Oh, yeah. Can't wait to record Golden Girls with my ballin'-ass Playstation 4!

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Poor

What everyone in the United States (Including Richy Rich) is bound to be if these gas prices don't stop rising.

Poor people, look out, because things are about to get a whole lot worse.

You too, Richy Rich.

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Party games

Games that are played during a party or any kind of gathering that usually involves daring others into doing something embarrassing or sexual. Game variants include:

Truth or Dare: You all know this one.

Chance Draw: Jot down dozens of dares on a sheet of paper and cut them up separately and throw them into a hat or bowl. Each person takes turns picking out a random dare and they must adhere to that dare.
*If your friends are lame, they will not perform any sexual or risque dares.
** If your friends are extra lame, they will not perform any sexual dares, even though they're the ones that created the dares to be thrown in the hat.
***If your friends are normal, they will not perform a gay dare, such as kissing your best male friend. However, since males are hypocritical when it comes to sexuality, we'd love to see some girl-on-girl action.

Strip Poker: Good ol' Poker, except the person(s) with the lesser hand must remove a piece of clothing.
*Almost always when a female comes to a point where she must remove clothing, she's going to remove something that won't even matter, such as an earring or a sock. Make sure to apply rules regarding small, insignificant items.

All in all, when it comes to playing these, or any other party games that include daring and risque acts, make sure to play with open minded and out-going females. Bring booze to liven things up more.

Dude, call some of those bitches up and see if they can come to the party and play some party games.

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