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ken

Dead beat dad who only worries about how many times a woman tells him she's pregnant and how many kids he can deny.

He ken not be a good father to a denied child.

by Wasn't Me January 23, 2007

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Brenting

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.

Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!

by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015

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