Witness

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.

Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness

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calm down

What Park must always do.

Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"

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collect

What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.

The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
Charl: "But I--"
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"

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Recognized

When someone calls a seat in a car, such as "shotgun" or "shotnotbitch," the driver of the car mus say, "Recognized," or else the shot-calling doesn't count.

Ikil: Shotgun!
Tybm: Recognized!

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shotnotbitch

A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass.

Clarp: Shotgun!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!

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slemp

A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner.

Kierkegaard: "I have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me - but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit wanting to shoot myself. Slemp"

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pathotic

So pathetic it's ridonkulus.

Alpha: "Did you see that shithead Zveex? He was pouring bubble solution on Mahkus."
Beta: "Man, that Zveex is pathotic."

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