Usain

Whenever anything outclasses its rivals beyond description it will be known to have been Usained.

Past tense: When anything has crushed its competition then it is said ‘to have Usained'

Present Tense: If anything is currently smashing its opposition it is 'Usaining it'

Future Tense:
Similarly if something is without a doubt going to outshine its opposition it will 'Usain it'.

Your mum's Rice is nice but my mum's Usained yours.

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BMT

BMT is an abbreviation for Black Man's Timing allows for an African/Caribbean to arrive later to a destination than was previously agreeed. This time could be either of the following; fifteen minutes or an hour.

Any time after this is just plain late.

Ahanna: What time are we meeting on Friday?

Johnny: 7 pm, but for you i'll take into account BMT so make that 6pm.

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