Ethan

He is the best guy alive. Some people compare him to god, but he doesn't accept it. He is really good at soccer and football. You should see him as running-back, he is a G.O.A.T. All the girls want to date him.

Dude 1: Hey, who is Ethan?
Dude 2: Bruh, you don't know him?
Dude 1: No, I don't.
Dude 2: Why am I wasting my time with you.