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An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that itâll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like theyâre from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. Theyâll say theyâre âpart of a gangâ Iâm still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. Theyâll be sucking on that vape like theyâre giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STDâs. You canât catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: Iâm going to castro valley high next year
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes