That Escalated Quickly

A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.

Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!

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Water

ITS A WET LIQUID, WATER IS WET!

“MY HAND IS WET FROM THAT WET WATER”

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Google

Jesus almost always has the answers, but if he doesnt, Google can answer your request

I asked Jesus for a website to shop for boxer briefs, but he gave me too long of an answer, so I just asked Google

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