goontosis

A state reached after gooning for a prolonged amount of time. Similar to hypnosis, you become one with the goon. A stiff breeze or a sudden movement will be enough to make you cream cheese all over the place.

Teacher: Brayden is in the back of the class with his eyes rolled back and his lip quivering, I think he’s in a state of goontosis.
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!

ZooKEEpers

The 2022 Student Section Leaders of Waukee High school. We may loose the game but our student section was better. The “KEE” in the ZooKEEpers represents the “kee” in Waukee.

The ZooKEEpers went crazy at the football game last night. They had us moshpiting in the student section.