Silver Back

Slang term referring to women between 50-65. Generally
used to refer to the stage after "Cougar". So called due to
the grey or silvery hair at this age.

I like silver backs. They are so grateful when you fuck 'em.

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hide the hamster

1. Anal sex

2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.

1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.

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Boiled Owl

Slang term referring to women aged 65+. Generally used after
the "Silver Back" stage. So called due to the prominence of
wrinkles resembling an owl which has been boiled. Still doable.

So, the timeline is:

Cougar (40-50), Silver Back (50-65), Boiled Owl (65+)

I'd do her even though she's a boiled owl.

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nudie bar

As made famous by Al Bundy from "Married With Children", a
nudie bar is another name for a strip bar or strip club.

Let's have the bachelor party at the nudie bar.

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nudie bar

As made famous by Al Bundy from "Married With Children", a nudie bar is another name for a strip bar or strip club.

Let's have the bachelor party at the nudie bar.

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anal chugging

Apparently done at frat parties by "straight" guys.

One guy lies on the floor face up, another guy squats over
his face about 6 inches. Beer is then poured down the
squatting guy's back, running down over his butt crack, over the anus, and into the mouth of the guy lying on the
floor. Hmmmm....nutty....

The frat boys were anal chugging fancy beer last night.

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showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

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