poo nest

a comfortable warm, hygienic and dry seating area for anal deposits. placing sheets of toilet paper tactically around the rim of the toilet seat.

a cold public toilet with a wet seat, what to do?
tear sheets from the toilet roll, place strategically, sit back and relax. maybe read the news? Or perhaps listen to 5 live - fuck it, just hook up a portable TV and poo in luxury... this poo nest is lush

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cuntchin

someone who has a cleft chin

My god that movie star Kirk has such a cuntchin.

romboculas

the obserd, the ridiculous something which is simply rubish

I am the hardest man on earth. Man thats romboculas