Fagista

A straight guys with a passion for women's clothing

Wayne ,"that top is so cute, is that cashmere? "
Jill,"Wayne you're such a fagista "

GFP

Giant fucking pussy

Wayne "Do you want a beer?"
Pat "No, I have to workout tonight"
Wayne "Quit being such a GFP and have a beer"

8👍 10👎

NES

Non-English Speaker, a person that can barely speak English that you required to communicate with.

Joe "Did you get home safe last night?"
Mitch "No! The cabbie was an NES and dropped me off on the wrong side of town.."

Or

"Yuck! Stupid NES got my coffee order wrong again!"

5👍 6👎

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"