cuntfucker

A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.

Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.

A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"

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And now for something completely different

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.

"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.

Pork your core

South African for 'park your car'.
As made famous in 'Still the 12th man' Australian cricket comedy album circa 1993.

See Also: pork the boss.

Tony: I never bear a grudge. To me, a grudge is just a place to pork your core.
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cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.

Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself

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