I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.
6👍 4👎
An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.
Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.
9👍 4👎
All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.
3👍 1👎