trumpet

A person who espouses the beliefs of the extreme right wing ignoring facts and data.

You don't even realize you're being manipulated, pulled by strings and allowing yourself to be a trumpet.

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Closespaced

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity

Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.

toxic truth

Truth such that the person hearing it refuses to accept it until reflection reveals that it has lead them to a crossroads whose signposts read: "same" and "paradigm shift"

Best exemplified in the movie "a few good men" (Jack Nkcholson) :" "You can't bands the truth!". <people can't usually handle the 'Toxic Truth'>

scrowling

verb
gerund or present participle: 'scrowling'

To write as if scowling; frowning; such that the tenor and mood of syntax is perceived as upset or grumpy.

I'm always serious, that probably came out scrowling.

Romper

Romper / rämpər / noun A light one piece outer garment for adults and when worn by extremely attractive women create a nebulous emotion in men that combines sexy, adorable and practical into what some have said is like caught between wanting the whole world to see and wanting her all to yourself.

Note: A small fraction men consider the Romper as nothing more than a covert sexual torture device (akin whips or feather tortures) that can be purchased without having to go into stores of ill repute.

Husband, "Honey, you're going out in just a romper and flip flops?"

Wife, "I think I look good! What? You don't think so?"

Husband, "Yeah, you look smoking hot!"

Wife, "Well then what's your problem?

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Tesla Trap

To care more about people recognizing you than the invention.

"Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"

"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."

"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."

Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.

TEMIG

Time, Energy, Mass {information} and Gravity

Those whose grasp of physics is greater than university scholars but whose credentials keep them on the sidelines instead of suggesting that the order matters and that they can be unified.

It's a good thing Einstein wasn't TEMIG or he never would have published E=mc^2