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Professional child taker- got #1 in Child Taking Competition 2015 and is an infamous internet celebrity
"Karen took the kids again"
"Damn, she's good"
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Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome is a disease that affects the brain. Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome is the disease that makes the modern human species use a meme that has officially passed away after it's death. The name comes from the Latin translation of "Dead Meme"
"I'm sorry, but your son has Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome after he dabbed at 5:00 PM yesterday"
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(Bor-ring-uh-toe-sis) Common
Boringatosis is when one starts to blabber dull facts about something nobody cares about.
It is not contagious- but will occasionally make surrounding people start to feel tired and sleepy.
He got infected by Boringatosis, so now we're all exhausted.
When you disguise an insult as a compliment
An example of an Insneak is when a southern person says, "Bless your heart"
Grammar is an ancient relic discovered recently. It was a technique that regular people use every day. Sadly, the use of grammar has decreased and is now obsolete.
Archeologists have recently discovered an important piece of our history- called grammar.
It steadily decreased during the 20th century.