Crispy

Magnificent, fantastic, bow to the sun Hallelujah

Person 1: how was your weekend?
Person 2: Mate, it was crispy

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The Powerpuff Girls

Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction.... CHEMICAL X.

Thus, the POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!

Using thier ultra super powers,

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, and BUTTERCUP have dedicated their lives to FIGHTING CRIME and the FORCES OF EVIL!!!

Person 1: hey bro, what do the Powerpuff Girls do?
Person 2: They fight crime and the forces of evil!!!!!

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Cummunist kiss

When you eat out a creampie from your girlfriend and then french kiss her

It's not your cum
It's not her cum
It's OUR cum

"Not to be political in the bedroom, but my favourite kind of kiss is the cummunist kiss