Messican

1. Noun- Bapas (Brendan Schaub) attempt at pronouncing Mexican. His term of endearment for his slob of a do-nothing wife.
2. Adjective- way to describe a middle aged redacted Italian female who's only goal in life is to seek attention. Also a female attempting to live above her means. Consistently buying hype clothing and items so they can be used in Instagram posts and then attempt to resell said items to even more redacted people. Only pays attention to Chombies for more social media posts.

The Messicans mother will have her house sold the minute Brenda Snob needs money.