ill-error

A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.

It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)

Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)

Kelley

There are only about 167 girls like Kelley in the USA...yes that's right...one in a million.
Tall, sweet, intuitive, sensitive, considerate and caring. Blonde on blue model-like looks coupled with the brains of a engineer, the innocence of an angel and the body of a bikini model. Her smile outshines the sun, her ice-blue eyes draw you into an emotion of true joy that is punctuated with an incredibly subtle and welcoming laugh. This is the person that you need to know. A person that will make your life instantly more happy....even if it is just a passing "hello". This is Kelley.

A guy: "Did you see that girl just pass us?"
His buddy: "Yeah...wow, she looked like an angel.
A guy: "Wow, I think I've just been "Kelleyed!".

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