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Civic

The GAYEST of all gay cars. I'd rather put a muffler tip on a bicycle.

Guy 1: OMFG! My parents just bought my a new Civic EX!
Guy 2: <pulls out gun and kills guy 1> Thats nice.

by We will never give out your email address. March 16, 2005

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chinkasaur

1) n. A semi-offensive reference to an older/elderly Asian person.

2) v. To do as an older/elderly Asian would do.

1) Damn! That chinkasaur almost cut me off!

2) Yeah, man. You just got chinkasaured.

by We will never give out your email address. August 31, 2006

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Kablastafucked

1) When you do something horrible, like hitting a small animal when your girlfriend is in your car, and you know theres no way out.
2) When too much alcohol is consumed in a single setting
3) The guy in his Civic when he hits your car, and you and your friends are FORCED to kill him.

1) Guy 1: <driving along> HOLY SHIT!!!
Car: <bump bump>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! You ass hole! You just killed that thing!

2)Guy 1: Doooooood... I'm fruluckin shamshhhhed! <puts hand on Guy 2's shoulder>
Guy 2: <takes hand off shoulder> Too bad your parents are on their way home, dude.

3)Car: <crunch>
Guy 2: WTF was that?! <looks in rear view mirror>
Guy 1: <from out of his window> My bad dude!
Guy 2,3,4 and 5: <get out of car and KILL guy 1>

by We will never give out your email address. March 17, 2005

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HTML gay

Something that is so gay, you MUST put it into HTML format.

Guy 1: Dude, i just got a new exhaust tip on my Civic!
Guy 2: Dude, you are <p><h1>GAY</p>

by We will never give out your email address. March 16, 2005

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