mung

The liquid substance that deploys from a pregnant woman's gash when she is struck to the stomach with a canoe paddle. Note that in order to achieve 'mung' (or 'to mung' the subject) one must use a CANOE PADDLE, otherwise it's just not mung.

I couldn't take her moaning in morning so I her into the back garden and munged her yin.

Josh got over the loss of his unborn child with a nice glass of mung.

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