Zuckerpunch

When a person you thought you could trust, in matters either personal or professional, has royally dicked you over for their own personal gain.

Turns out the status updates that were originally only accessible to my friends are now visible to anyone on the internet, just so Facebook could rip off what Twitter does. Talk about a double-Zuckerpunch!

Xer

A person who does X for a living. They are not passionate about X. They do it 8 hours a day, then go home and forget they did X for 8 hours that day.

Most programmers are Xers? I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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