Durham

Durham is a fucking bombshell of a place to be. Riddled with smackhead and 18-19 year old nonces with cars that pick up underage girls. I’d much rather live in Blyth or Afghanistan. Or even an ISIS training camp.

Me- I fucking hate Durham. That Jon-Jay Allan’s a fucking nonce. I will stamp all over the cunts face when I see him.

Friend- I’ll have seconds on that bastard.