Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.

Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*

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Ura

"Ura" is the universal battle cry of every Russian. It's in their blood. Throughout Russian history, Russia had been invaded many times. Upon a Russian screaming "URA!", every Russian within earshot will immediately rush with that person to defend the Motherland.

Ivan: "URA!"
Literally every Russian within earshot: "URRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
*Russians begin bullrushing*

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Doge Pride

A movement based off the Gay Pride, Doge Pride consists of good followers to the Religion of Doge Truth.

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Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

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Vatnik

A hardcore Russian jingoist, usually displaying severe chauvinism for the Putin administration.

Vatnik: "Crimea is part of Russia! Down with Ukraine and those American imperialists!"

A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."

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Helghast

Lit. translation (Dutch): "Guys from Hell"/"Men from Hell"
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.

The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.

Some Vektan guy: The Helghast are evil!

Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.

Biden Derangement Syndrome

Old Joe living rent free in your head

*A car hits a sign because the driver sucks at turning*
Driver: "This must be Biden's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spectator: "Damn son that is some extreme Biden Derangement Syndrome you got."

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