Radio Remorse

The reluctance to turn off the radio when a good song comes on. Most commonly upon arrival at a destination in your motor vehicle when you would rather sit in your vehicle and listen to the song, as opposed to getting out of your vehicle.

Paul (boss): You're 3 minutes late Rico. You're fired!!

Rico (worker): Sorry Paul, I had radio remorse.

Paul: Ohhhh. That happens to me all the time. No worries, you still have your job.

Rico: Whew. I'm glad another good song didn't come on!

Ceilopty

The study the ceilings.

Tom: Hey Ryan, what are you up to?

Ryan: Headed to class. It's my first day of college.

Tom: Oh really? What are you studying?

Ryan: Ceilopty.

Tom: AWESOME!!

Bronchanus

Bronchitis of the asshole. It occurs when the proper amount of oxygen is not reaching the asshole. Can be a side effect of mudbutt or swamp ass. Could even cause the asshole to swell up, causing constipation. Needs cleaned immediately.

Fella: Idk what's wrong, doc. I cant shit and i'm so raw down there. If I breathed throught my ass, I dont think i'd make it.

Doctor: You're right, you wouldn't make it. You have...bronchanus!!

Fella: OMG doc, fix it now, PLEASE! ...or put me down...

(Sound of gun cocking) Chkchk

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