blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

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lout

lout: a stupid slow moron. an idiot.
someone I know in my class by the name of Shane LaBroad

that lout ran right into the wall.
June is a lout, she dropped the dishes on the floor

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flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

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Magna-Fi

Kickass Rock Band who nobody seems to have heard of. Well I'm getting it out. listen to one of their songs at their website

www.Magna-Fi.com/ecard.html

and listen.

Buy their album cuz I only found one of thieir songs on KaZaA...

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trouted

when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.

*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*

*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*

Attacker: Trouted, bitch!

Victim: Oh nos!

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Boob Icons

Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Mamogram Breasts (_)(_)
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

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Church and Wellesley

A very gay place. If your in T.O don't go there if your straight.

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