brick wall

The situation in which to cock of a man is so big that it won't fit into the pussy of the chick he's fucking.

Dude! Brad and Angella were gonna do it last night but they got hit by a brick wall!

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lout

lout: a stupid slow moron. an idiot.
someone I know in my class by the name of Shane LaBroad

that lout ran right into the wall.
June is a lout, she dropped the dishes on the floor

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mee grob

1. a very tastey Thai appetizer
2. the noise one makes while grimmacing from the first anal penetration

'Uh, oh, urgggg. Mee Grob. Gently, Tony. '

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Surfer

Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.

Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!

Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.

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voege

The guy that added TIARA to the dictionary.

weasel: "Yo voege, WASAAAAAAAAAA???????"
voege : "WASSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAA ?!?!?!!?"
both: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAA..."

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venus nosetrap

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

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panty pudding

the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally

That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table

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