douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.

"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".

Horrormirth

The feeling you get when something is so awful you can't help but laugh. Coined by accident when an internet forum user asked "what's the word for combined horror and mirth?" in response to a very, very unfortunate post.

ZOMG - You actually told your sister the dead baby joke the day after she miscarried? :horrormirth:

Penis envy

A longing experienced by women in an unequal society, for the opportunities and respect automatically awarded to some people just because they have a penis.

Despite years of working as a capable scientist, Kathy still had pangs of penis envy when she had to fight harder for her proposals to be taken seriously than did junior male scientists in her lab.

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Unhello

Something that is unwanted, unwelcome, or repugnant. The opposite of greeting something awesome with "hello", as in "Well heLLO beautiful ladies!"; unhello is something you do not want to greet at all. Popular among the kinds of kids who watch a lot of anime and go to cons.

That one weird guy who always carries a three-ring-binder? The other day he said that he wanted to rim me, and I was like, VERY UNHELLO! DO NOT WANT!

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SGitR

Acronym for the Smartest Guy in the Room, short for Smartest Guy in the Room Syndrome. The Smartest Guy in the Room has an above-average IQ and knows it; he or she grew up being the smart kid. A SGitR is smart enough to know that s/he's smarter than most people, but not quite smart enough to recognize when s/he encounters other people who are smarter. S/he defaults to the belief that because s/he is smarter than the majority of the population, s/he must be smarter than the people s/he's talking to. When a SGitR is in a room full of smart people, s/he'll continue talking down to and/or correcting them, happily oblivious to the fact that s/he's now in an environment in which s/he is not, in fact, the smartest guy in the room. See also mansplaining, Dunning-Kruger Effect.

"Ugh, at the party I got cornered by this guy who would not stop correcting everything I said about axon growth and myelinization for long enough for me to explain that I wrote the paper he was misquoting."

"I know that guy... Andy. He does that all the time, he's a total SGitR."

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TITCM

Acronym for This Is The Correct Motorcycle. A popular Internet acronym of unknown origin, "TITCM" or sometimes just "Motorcycle", or a picture of a motorcycle, denotes agreement with someone's post. See also TINTCM.

QUOTE=SUE: The best thing to do with an unexpected day off is nothing./QUOTE

TITCM!

TINTCM

Acronym for This Is Not The Correct Motorcycle. A popular Internet acronym of unknown origin, "TINTCM" denotes disagreement with someone's post, or the sense that the post missed the mark. Sometimes accompanied by or replaced with a picture of something that is not quite a motorcycle. See also TITCM.

QUOTE=SUE: Rather than waste your bonus on booze, you should invest in some enron shares./QUOTE

WTF? TINTCM!

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