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Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
A fit chick who possesses a peachy ass that is fit and perfect in every way; Round, tight, plush, and deserves to be licked throughout the night.
Wow John, check out that girl! She's miraculAss.
A googly eyed motherfucker up to no good.
Little Tommy's sneaking around like a bug-eyed grave digger.
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The famed serial rapist who stalks his victims by lurking in the bushes, generating deep, aggressive dinosaur- like vocalizations before leaping out, talons bearing down on them.
His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
Damn, man, did you see the latest murder this weekend? No doubt the work of The Velociraped'r!