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PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.

Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.

by weave March 28, 2003


SOUP BONES

used to make refernce to someone's hands or fingers. Also called "meathooks."

Wouldn't wanna get hit by that sumbitch! Look at the size of those soup bones!

by weave October 07, 2003


One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 25, 2003


phony tough and crazy brave

not as crazy and tough as one professes or appears to be; anybody can call themselves a "bad ass," but you have to be able to back it up.

Joe couldn't walk his talk; he was phony tough and crazy brave.

by weave March 20, 2003


slimy hatchet wound

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

by weave April 02, 2003


DISPLAY ONE'S WARES

boobs, ass, "the goods."

At the photo shoot, the model was scantily-clad, and was undoubtedly displaying her wares. The photographer was packin' more meat than a slaughterhouse!

by weave October 07, 2003


CALLIPYGE

a person with a great ass.

All the scantily-clad female callipyges at the beach were causing him to pitch a trouser tent.

by weave September 21, 2003