SOUP BONES

used to make refernce to someone's hands or fingers. Also called "meathooks."

Wouldn't wanna get hit by that sumbitch! Look at the size of those soup bones!

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One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

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phony tough and crazy brave

not as crazy and tough as one professes or appears to be; anybody can call themselves a "bad ass," but you have to be able to back it up.

Joe couldn't walk his talk; he was phony tough and crazy brave.

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slimy hatchet wound

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

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mulignan

-a racially offensive term for a black person (from Italian melanzana, which is an eggplant.)NOTE: there are hundreds of phonetic spellings out there; however, this is the ONLY correct Italian spelling of this word.

He was accused of being a racist when he called the black man a mulignan at the bus stop.

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gurnarel

Background: Born from the sound effect used for the murloc creatures in the online game World of Warcraft which in writing resembles: guarnarnarnarnal.

Definition: gurnarel - an expression of extreme frustation and need to kill something or someone due to that frustration

Alternate Form: GUR_NAREL - implies a level of frustration exceeding regular gurnarel

I've had to poop all morning but it won't come out, gurnarel!

GUR_NAREL, my boss is such a fucktard!

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BABY GRAVY

jism; sperm.

I ejaculated a quart and a half of baby gravy within the confines of her love canal.

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