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female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar
As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.
490π 116π
brown-colored fecal residue that accumulates within the anal area as heat is generated between the butt cheeks, and mixes with anal perspiration, usu. during strenuous activity, or during a hot day. Is usually a by-product of swamp ass.
After defecating and wiping 64 times, my rectal area appeared to be as clean and pure as the white-driven snow. However, an hour later, as the the heat and humidity increased, this just wasn't the case. My swamp ass generated a little axle grease, as evidenced by the bacon strips on the inside of my underwear (which were the size of Rhode Island.) Shootin' hoops for lengthy periods can contribute to this deplorable condition as well.
27π 11π
refers to the female pubic hair, esp. in abundance and in need of a desperate trim.
My girlfriend is sporting quite the nest of tousled fur down there these days. I prefer a neatly trimmed pelt of silky, nexus-conditioned hair...if any at all.
107π 36π
very dizzy as from spinning around
The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.
7π 1π
to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
8π 4π
the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.
After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!
11π 73π
being in vogue, fashionable nature.
The fag was the unequivocal personification of alamodality.
2π 9π