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OPHELIMITY

the aptitude or ability to fulfill and please one's sex partner

If most men rated Carmen Electra's ophelimity on a scale from 1 to 10, I bet they'd say 15!

by Weave September 21, 2003

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

by Weave March 17, 2003

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


X - Factor

an indescribable quality or something; something about a person that you cannot put your finger on; je ne sais quoi

I don't know what it is; she's not that pretty, but has this x-factor which makes her very hot.

by Weave March 19, 2003

354πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


Sidewinder

Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!

Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!

by Weave July 16, 2003

178πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


papa san

one's boyfriend, usu. older.

My papa san is quite the cunnilinguist!

by Weave March 22, 2003

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


MAVRO

a racially disparaging and insensitive Greek word for African American. Mad props to CJ for this contribution.

Typically, Italian-Americans loathe mavros.

by Weave August 26, 2003

84πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


CAPERNOITED

drunk, under the influence

I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."

by Weave September 22, 2003

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž