bah- fungoo

"go stick it in your ass," "up your ass," "fuck you!"
From Italian, "Va F'anculo"

Ah, bah-fungoo! Back off, faccia bruta!

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BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

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MAVRO

a racially disparaging and insensitive Greek word for African American. Mad props to CJ for this contribution.

Typically, Italian-Americans loathe mavros.

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CAPERNOITED

drunk, under the influence

I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."

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RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

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LETHIFEROUS

lethal, fatal, deadly

She administered a lethiferous dose of arsenic to his meatloaf. Sumbitch 'toed up' and she glommed all his money and headed for the tall timber.

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THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'