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APODYOPSIS

the practice of envisioning a person in the buff, or naked.

I just couldn't help indulging in a little apodyopsis after meeting the new office secretary; she had more curves than a warped two-by-four.

by Weave September 20, 2003

210πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.

Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!

by Weave April 1, 2003

1213πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž


PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by Weave October 7, 2003

52πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


FUSTILUG

A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.

At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.

by Weave September 22, 2003

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

a faggot; queer; nancy boy.

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.

by Weave April 3, 2003

21πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Weave March 22, 2003

37πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

by Weave August 26, 2003

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž