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TRIORCHID

a man who has three nuggets in his bean bag; a man with 3 testicles.

My uncle had three times the reproductive powers of any man I know. The sumbitch had three prairie oysters in his nugget pouch!

by Weave September 15, 2003

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

by Weave August 23, 2003

34πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by Weave March 25, 2003

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.

When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

by Weave October 7, 2003

111πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by Weave September 8, 2003

42πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by Weave March 24, 2003

17πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by Weave October 7, 2003

58πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž