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shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by Weave March 19, 2003

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


BONNYCLABBER

sour milk

In order to get rid of the garlic on my breath, my girlfriend suggested that I drink some bonnyclabber. It definitely got rid of the garlic odor, but I wound up at the gastroenterological unit at the local hospital for 6 weeks.

by Weave September 21, 2003

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Do-We, Screw 'Em & How

A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.

DO-WE, DICK 'EM & HOW was cited for illicit law practices, beware!

by Weave March 21, 2003

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


testicular fortitude

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

by Weave March 17, 2003

6830πŸ‘ 1307πŸ‘Ž


CURPLE

the rump, derriere, buttocks, fundament.

If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!

by Weave September 8, 2003

20πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


IT'S ALL / EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE

means that the world is in the eye of the beholder; it all depends on how you look at things; all people look at things from a different perspective and have differing opinions or views about someone, something, etc.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.

To him, the new house is beautiful and grandiose in appearance; to me, it's ugly and pretentious. It's all relative, then, isn't it?
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.

by Weave September 15, 2003

238πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


courteous fart

A courteous fart is one that is loudly audible but leaves absolutely no smell.

Jon let loose this massive courteous fart. Weird thing is, there was no smell!

by Weave November 23, 2004

32πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž