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OPHELIMITY

the aptitude or ability to fulfill and please one's sex partner

If most men rated Carmen Electra's ophelimity on a scale from 1 to 10, I bet they'd say 15!

by Weave September 21, 2003

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


papa san

one's boyfriend, usu. older.

My papa san is quite the cunnilinguist!

by Weave March 22, 2003

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


NUGGET POUCH

the testicles, the boys, the danglers, the brain, the clackers, bean bag.

My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.

by Weave September 1, 2003

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


SLOBBERKNOCKER

a fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook!

At the local watering hole, the bachelor party erupted into a good old fashioned, Grade-A slobberknocker amongst the drunken friends, as fists flew and teeth became airborne.

by Weave October 28, 2003

207πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.

My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.

by Weave September 21, 2003

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

by Weave September 18, 2003

13πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


X - Factor

an indescribable quality or something; something about a person that you cannot put your finger on; je ne sais quoi

I don't know what it is; she's not that pretty, but has this x-factor which makes her very hot.

by Weave March 19, 2003

356πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž