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PELT

refers to the female pubic hair, esp. in abundance and in need of a desperate trim.

My girlfriend is sporting quite the nest of tousled fur down there these days. I prefer a neatly trimmed pelt of silky, nexus-conditioned hair...if any at all.

by weave April 03, 2003


TURNGIDDY

very dizzy as from spinning around

The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.

by weave September 22, 2003


HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

by weave November 02, 2003


jabroni

a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person

Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?

by weave March 19, 2003


EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.

Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.

by weave August 23, 2003


Frenigon, HoDeDo and Momback

a list of people who you would rather remain anonymous, or a direct reference to bullshit in general.

Last nite, I went out partyin' with Frenigon, HoDeDo & Momback...we all did the Mojo, the Turkey and the Grind, and left our ho's asses nine steps behind!

by weave November 23, 2003


double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

by weave March 23, 2003