minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

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safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

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short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

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Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

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jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

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Fleshy water slide

A vagina, often loose.

She had a fleshy water slide the size of Centre Parcs.

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cocktastic

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

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