minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

30👍 18👎

short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

7👍 10👎

Urban shrimp jockey

A young, adventurous lesbian.

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

9👍 4👎

shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

3👍 1👎

Fleshy water slide

A vagina, often loose.

She had a fleshy water slide the size of Centre Parcs.

5👍 5👎

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

3👍 9👎

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

15👍 7👎