A condom, especially while in use.
Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.
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An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.
Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.
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Another term for creamy cock custard.
Fucking hell, now I'm covered in your nob chunder.
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Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.
He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.
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A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.
I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night...
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The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.
I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.
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To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.
I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.
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